4th Annual 4th of July White Trash Bash: "Classy Until Proven Trashy."
Welcome to the premier social event of the summer, where the dress code is denim-heavy and the hospitality is served straight out of a plastic kiddie pool. We’ve got the grill smoking, the lawn chairs unfolding, and a fireworks budget that will (hopefully) be highly irresponsible. Below you can RSVP, donate to the nighttime fireworks, let us know your overnight plans, and pick your potluck poison. Let's get trashy!
What Freedom Looks Like.....
Behold, three solid years of peak trailer-park luxury preserved for future generations. These galleries contain the highest concentration of mullets, ripped tank tops, and red solo cups in the tri-county area. Review the footage, study the masters who came before you, and get ready to top it all when we officially go four-for-four this July.
Let's Blow S**t UP!
As you know, our fireworks budget needs to be highly irresponsible, and inflation hits the heavy-duty explosives market hard. To make sure our 4th annual bash sets a local record for noise complaints, we are opening up the Pyro Fund early this year. Dropping in even ten bucks a month between now and July ensures we can afford the kind of grand finale that makes the neighbors check their insurance policies. Tap the link below to feed the powder keg!
Property Map & Event Legend
Back yard and beside barn
Camping
Grass lot next to road
Fireworks
Right of grain silos
Parking
Backyard in pit